Conversation between a wife and her husband who is a software
engineer.

Husband : (Returning late from work) "Good Evening Dear, I'm now
logged in."

Wife : Have you brought the grocery ?
Husband : Bad command or filename.

Wife : But I told you in the morning !
Husband : Erroneous syntax. Abort ?

Wife : What about my new TV ?
Husband : Variable not found ...

Wife : At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some
shopping.
Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied...

Wife : Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you
just
being funny?
Husband : Too many parameters...

Wife : It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband : Data type mismatch.

Wife : You are useless.
Husband : It's by Default.

Wife : What about your Salary ?
Husband : File in use ... Try later.

Wife : What is my value in the family ?
Husband : Unknown Virus

MORAL: Beware before getting married to an IT programmer !!!!!